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darlinglittlenarcissist:

precumming:

Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins

Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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