United States Of America Pointer So This Is Love..

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via h00di3)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via h00di3)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via h00di3)